Pretendinitis

The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.

He came down with Pretendinitis and had to leave work early.

by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020

pretendadate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex and pretendings it a date.

Me and lisa went out for dinner and a movie. Little did she know it was a pretendadate

by Benny Frederick February 12, 2009

Pretendian

An actor or actress of non-Native American descent who plays a Native American on the screen or stage.

I'm not an Indian, but I play one on TV.

So, you're a pretendian?

Taylor Lautner, in the new Twilight film, prime example of a modern day pretendian.

by Roger Darrelson February 17, 2010

pretendies

Slang for mid-grade pot. Short for "pretend kind" buds. Usually a kind strain but poorly grown or accidently allowed to germinate from male plants. Still better than schwag, but not as good as kind. Going rates in Boulder, CO..

kind bud...$50 per 1/8th ounce. Very nice. No seeds. Smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. See Northern Lights.

Pretendies...$100 per ounce. Usually green and fluffy. Perhaps some seeds. Smells/tastes good. May need 2-5 hits for nice groove. Sometimes called beesters.

Schwag...$60 per ounce. Can be dark green or brown. Lots of seeds. Sometimes formed in brick squares. Smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. Will need 4+ hits to get high. Sometimes only produces headache.

Dude, I can't get any kind buds. How 'bout we buy some pretendies?

by Purple Bong December 18, 2005

pretendian

One who claims to be Indian but doesn't exhibit Indian qualities or isn't Indian. It can also apply to a non-Indian who hangs around with nothing but Indians. Can apply to both India Indians and Native American Indians.

Steven is such a pretendian.

by N0WH3R3K1D April 21, 2007

pretendinitis

classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."

"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."

by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017

pretendious

The act of being pretentious with no merit or using lies or pretend to back up a pretentious statement.

"Matt said he was the best DJ in the world, but he's just being totally pretendious."

by Jackola February 18, 2009