Associated Press

Commonly abreviated as AP, the Associated Press is an American news agency run by the media sources that contribute to it. It is the largest news agency in the world and has subscribers (people who pay a fee to use AP's material) in almost every free-market economy nation in the world.

The AP is made up of almost 2,000 American newspapers and about 5,000 TV/radio stations while its photo library has exceeded 10 million pictures of news.

Although the AP tries to remain unbiased some occasional yellow journalism and personal biases are included in media information.

I couldn't help but notice that almost every article about a national event was writen by the Associated Press in today's newspaper.

by Sid Barrett October 27, 2007

ankle press

When a teen named Ramien Izadi ankle presses a Camaro to gain more mass in his Kankles

Did you see how much Ramien ankle pressed

by Crust. March 8, 2014

Alternative Press

The best music magazine out there, referred to as AP. Go to altpress.com for retailers.

Yes! The Mars Volta is on the cover of this month's Alternative Press!

by soradical January 31, 2006

Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 13, 2014

Clean and Press Cumshot

The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.

“Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”

by goofy-love-machine December 4, 2010

aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.

I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.

by gustavoalt June 30, 2018

double arm drill press

the act of a man grabing his own dick, while having somebody else work his arm in a masturbating motion

Cordell: last night i got double arm drill pressed

Orion: by who

Cordell: ur mother

by Communist Panda of America January 5, 2011