Skip to main content

Professor response

(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.
The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)

The professor response:
see me
by yuudachi January 11, 2011
mugGet the Professor response mug.

Pavlovian poo response

When one has been so conditioned to associate the laxative effects of coffee with one's morning constitutional, that the mere smell of bean juice abrewin' triggers a need to poo.
James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.
by Automated December 14, 2013
mugGet the Pavlovian poo response mug.

A Cook Response

A response that benefits no one/ that contains no useful information, or no information altogether.
I asked if we had any math homework, and he responded yes, instead of telling me from the start. That's such a Cook Response !
by No_Username May 12, 2021
mugGet the A Cook Response mug.

prepone

Function: transitive verb

Inflected forms: pre•poned; pre•pon•ing

Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION

Date: Has been in use in urban English spoken in India since at least the 1950s

To advance an event or activity to an earlier time. The closest American usage is “to advance” the timing of something. The word came into vogue in urban India as the opposite of “postponing” something.
“To make sure we get to enjoy the fireworks display that starts promptly at 9 PM, let us prepone the dinner engagement to 7 rather than 8 tomorrow evening”
by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006
mugGet the prepone mug.

responsequnces

The immediate consequences of a response.
Shit that happens when you say something that you shouldn't have said.
Peter: So, as soon as I responded with the N-word; all those black people threw rocks at me.

Joan: You should have kept your mouth closed if you didn't want to deal with the responsequnces.
by M-show April 10, 2008
mugGet the responsequnces mug.

gays response

Used to indicate that the previous statement made by a participant in a conversation was that of a gay type/orientation
A) you suck like a bitch on a pension
B) gays response
A) fuck you
B) gays response

Repeat as necessary
by roxursox June 12, 2008
mugGet the gays response mug.

Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.
The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.
by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018
mugGet the Incident Response Unit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email