Facebook Prepper
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 7, 2013
Get the Facebook Prepper mug.One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
Get the Covid prepper mug.Your typical boomers that has panic-shopped your local supply chain into a state of shit-fuckery like a hoard of hungry and inconsiderate locust.
"Fuck me mate don't even bother heading down the shops, the Booms-day preppers are out in force snatching up everything in sight.
by Stimpski March 20, 2020
Get the Booms-day preppers mug.any activity that is done with the intention of surviving after an apocalyptic event.
for example: massive stockpiling of so-called "assault" weapons and ammunition, buying enough food that last for months or years, various medical supplies including drugs (which will be one of the most valued commodities in the event of societal breakdown), installing alternative energy sources like solar, various fuel sources, hundreds of varieties of heirloom seeds (not GMO), etc...
the vast majority of the population doesn't believe such an event is possible, right now, hundreds of millions of americans take endless luxuries for granted, electricity, refrigerators, clean running water on tap, food on the shelves at the grocery store, prescriptions refills on demand, emergency response teams one call away..
this is exactly why "prepparations" are made, because when an endless mob of demoralized humans acting on survival instinct begin to use any and all means including unthinkable violence against others to secure resources, the "preppers" will be sitting pretty in their converted missile silos underground sipping wine and waiting it out..
for example: massive stockpiling of so-called "assault" weapons and ammunition, buying enough food that last for months or years, various medical supplies including drugs (which will be one of the most valued commodities in the event of societal breakdown), installing alternative energy sources like solar, various fuel sources, hundreds of varieties of heirloom seeds (not GMO), etc...
the vast majority of the population doesn't believe such an event is possible, right now, hundreds of millions of americans take endless luxuries for granted, electricity, refrigerators, clean running water on tap, food on the shelves at the grocery store, prescriptions refills on demand, emergency response teams one call away..
this is exactly why "prepparations" are made, because when an endless mob of demoralized humans acting on survival instinct begin to use any and all means including unthinkable violence against others to secure resources, the "preppers" will be sitting pretty in their converted missile silos underground sipping wine and waiting it out..
i'm not worried about a zombie apocalypse, but what prepperations could possibly made against the plans of a psychopathic elite with unimaginable technologies fakes an alien invasion to usher in their one world government?
by conspiracy boy November 22, 2015
Get the prepperations mug.Squeaker prepper: I just wrote down a list of insults in case any squeakers join and I can scare them away
by Idefinethingsurbanly December 17, 2015
Get the Squeaker prepper mug.An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.
by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023
Get the Personal Meal Prepper mug.A prepper is someone that creates a plan, gathers resources, and gains skills so that they can be more prepared for emergencies, disasters, and other survival situations.
Similar to survivalists, and a ‘doomsday prepper’ if their focus involves specific doomsday scenarios.
Similar to survivalists, and a ‘doomsday prepper’ if their focus involves specific doomsday scenarios.
by TruePrepper February 8, 2023
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