Facebook Prepper

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.

"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."

by Surfgoth January 7, 2013

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

Booms-day preppers

Your typical boomers that has panic-shopped your local supply chain into a state of shit-fuckery like a hoard of hungry and inconsiderate locust.

"Fuck me mate don't even bother heading down the shops, the Booms-day preppers are out in force snatching up everything in sight.

by Stimpski March 20, 2020

Prepperations

The preparations 'preppers' make and/or the rations they allow themselves and/or allow themselves to fight over.

MeanTime*, back in the hills, prepperations were being made for any sort of calamity that might possibly befall Mankind, by people so scared they'd rather shoot their neighbours than talk to or share anything with them: hence in such small clans, and having yet encountered the breeding problems of closely-related small groups, the prepperations were 'slim' to say the least.

by PartisanZ June 16, 2022

Personal Meal Prepper

An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.

Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper

by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023

Squeaker prepper

When someone preps to face squeakers head on in a game.

Squeaker prepper: I just wrote down a list of insults in case any squeakers join and I can scare them away

by Idefinethingsurbanly December 17, 2015

Prepper

One who devotes a large proportion of their life preparing for a doomsday type event. Common personality traits of the prepper are: hoarding of food, water, toiletries, etc. generally affected more so than others by conspiracy theories, typically anxious, worrisome, & especially paranoid.

Hearing of an ever slight chance of an asteroid impacting Earth, the prepper built an underground bunker & stocked it with can goods & toilet paper.

by TikTok AstroNOT August 2, 2022