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Prejudice Parking

When someone intentionally parks away from everyone else. (Often to park their incredibly nice car away from slam-the-door-open-ten-year-olds.)
After I bought my new Exelero, I took up prejudice parking to protect the paint job.
by Xexeter August 22, 2009
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geo-prejudice

Colonist.io uses geo-prejudice algorithms to give Martin better rolls.
by chuteuk February 28, 2020
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positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
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functional prejudice

n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.

i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?

Dick- Idk, she was Asian.

Tom- Ah, of course!

Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009
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prejudice

Not liking a person or group without a good reason.
Examples are racists, sexists, homophobes, ageists, etc...
My internet friend told me yesterday that he is black so now I hate him. He tells me I'm prejudiced. What an idiot.
by TR March 15, 2003
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anti-prejudice

Come on people. And i'm not talking to you townies out there. I'm talking to the rockers. Goths, grungers, skaters, greebs, whatever you want to call yourself, there's no denying the fact that we all have two things in common. 1. We all listen to some form or another of rock music.
2. We have all recieved at some time or another abuse from townies/chavs for the fact that we dress differently and listen to different music than them.
So, why are we sitting here mouthing off to one another? Having a go at goths because they're 'suicidal' or 'pretending to be depressed', having a go at grungers coz they 'think they're individual but theyr not'. Please, don't we have enough to deal with from the scum townies without fighting amoungst ourselves? Let us join together in our joint love of rock (long may it live) and our hate for townies! Heed my advice!
Ps, i am not stoned, i am trying to spread a little love in an altogether hateful world xxx!
Rocker1: Oh my god! You're a goth!
Rocker2: Oh my god! You're a grunger!
*evil stares alround*
Townie: Oi u fookin mosha twats!
*rockers look at each other and smile*
Rocker1: Lets go beat the crap outta the little fucker!
Rocker2: Yeah man!
by Altu mequera orcu March 27, 2005
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Prejudice

It's what is tearing this world apart.

The fact of unfairness; To hate someone for what they are
You're a prejudice because you despise him for being mentally disabled.
by Jon Y. June 10, 2005
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