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Priuspism

{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.
SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!
by SweetPete SweetPete June 13, 2008
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preium

The Ultimate Clan to exist. If one becomes a member through hard work and perseverance they will be forever revered. Originally birthed in England but now a global institution. It also has links with the obliterators as well.
The Preium welcomes its new member
‘Preiumcherry’
by PreiumObliterator February 8, 2021
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Toyota Prius

A eco-friendly car that has the option to come with solar panels.
Made for rich people who "want to save the earth" but they really just buy it because they hate themselves.
Rich Person: I hate myself. I'm gonna go buy a Toyota Prius so that way people think I'm just saving the earth.
by shouldibuyapriuscauseihatelife November 13, 2011
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Prius Driver

Someone who drives slowly, gets in your way, and is afraid to make turns at intersections. An obstacle on the road.
by You MightBe A Prius Driver February 4, 2010
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prius pass

When participating in the Hot Rod Power Tour as you pass a Prius it must be at wide open throttle.
That was an awesome Prius pass!
by Bobkid May 14, 2015
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Prius

Hypocrisy on four wheels, and the car that ended the golden age of Japanese cars. Hippies, hipsters, and less-intelligent liberals buy them under the impression they're saving the environment.
In reality, they have enough nickel and cadmium under their back seat to poison half of Canada.
A Prius is most often seen doing 40 in the carpool lane with an obese neckbeard at the wheel, a 24-pack of PBR in the truck, and an anti-Bush sticker on the trunk lid.
by Buttfuck Dynasty July 24, 2015
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prius bitch

Someone who is environmentally conscious, (powers house with solar panels, hasn't used paper since 2006, and drives a prius) but brags about it all the time by reminding people of how many polar bears you're killing and trees you're chopping down and how they aren't at all.
"wow, nice truck you polar bear killer"
"fuck you prius bitch!"
by ficticiousnamebyauthor May 22, 2015
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