Predictionment

To foresee ones self or others future predicament.

I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!

by T-Lo June 23, 2006

Prediction phobia

Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.

Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.

A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.

When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.

How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.

You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.

Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.

"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix

"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."

by Chelator August 6, 2011

PreDictionary

PreDictionary n (pre, from Lat. prae, before + dictionary; or: predict + suffixes –ion and –ary) – a proactive dictionary that does not register words that are already in use but "predicts" new words, introduces them for the first time into common usage.

Almost all dictionaries, even those that contain neologisms, are reactive: they reflect various stages in the development of language. PreDictionary is a projective and proactive dictionary: it contributes new words that could make their way into the dictionaries of the future.

by Mike December 25, 2003

psuckic prediction

A prediction derived from the application of murphy's law, the monumental stupidity of people, and your ability to combine the too....

A friend blew all of her student loan money on a new laptop 360, clothes and books...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and make a "psuckic prediction prediction" stating that "before the semester's out she's gonna wine and bitch about not having any money... and how her best friend just made her buy all that crap....."

by johnbr216 September 1, 2009

Prediculous

Prefix : pre- + ridiculous
•To point out or acknowledge a situation worthy of ridicule, before it comes to be.
•To recognize IRONY as it brews.
•{INSERT INSIDE JOKE HERE}

P1)"From what I can tell from yelp photos of this place, you better get a good idea of how you want your hair to look BEFORE you go in."
P2)"Yeah, Asian lady Makin' me feel all PREDICULOUS and whatnot."
OR
P1)"Welp, I buckled down, got a job, and with this paycheck I'll have enough for this month's rent.

I'm boutta hit the dog track and win enough for next month!!"
P2)"Dude, Mad Prediculous.."

by aknaka February 19, 2015

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<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Predictulous

To know the end outcome of something is going to be ridiculous; so you call it ahead of time.

You doing 90 in a 35 and you passed a cop; what did you think would happen!? ... Thats predictulous!!!

A catch 22 does not mean you caught 22 fish!!!
Thats just a predictulous thing for you to say.

by ChadGray1985 March 31, 2010