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Pandicked

To panic and send a dick pic.
And just like that I pandicked.
by PorkyChop419 February 4, 2019
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Predickament

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”
by Drobbo April 17, 2019
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predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.
The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.
by QuacksO April 26, 2019
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Predicated Political Predator

A person, regardless of where their beliefs in politics land, left, right and possibly center; predicate their political beliefs before their personalities and before speaking with their hearts. Will also ruin people's lives and/or careers assuming they (the person whose lives and/or careers are being ruined) do not share the same opinions they have.
Jerry was mad at the general state of people nowadays, what with a good number of them being Predicated Political Predators.
by Kola17_97 June 4, 2019
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perdickermint

I am in a perdickermint
by Redice4032 January 15, 2021
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Urban Pricked

When all of your definitions uploaded to this site get rejected. If you get Urban Pricked, you seriously have bad luck.
Bob:Why do all my UD definitions get rejected?
Jim:How many did you upload?
Bob:50 different definitions since May.
Jim:Wow dude, you really got urban pricked.
by Joe Da Bro June 19, 2013
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Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.
DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!
by The Advanced July 11, 2011
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