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Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard
I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner
by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015
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precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation
"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick
by John R. December 8, 2003
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...that clear, gooey ghost-semen that embarrassingly oozes through the urethra univited to prematurely soil the underwear...at the very least
She recoiled when she reached into his drawers and encountered a small lake of precome!
by Gspot May 13, 2003
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Precum

Precum is the fluid which is released from the tiny hole in the tip of a man's penis during sexual stimulation. Functions as a lubricant for the urethra.
Contrary to popular belief, it can in deed make some one pregnant even of just the tip near outside of vaginal entry!
It was our first night pantsless and I put my penis by her tight vaginal entrance for only several seconds. She later told me that my precum alone had made me a father!
by DoctorBoner March 23, 2020
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precum

That embarrassing spot that can form on one's pants, from dancing with a lady, even if no obvious erection is present. (See also premature ejaculation and pronatalist.)
My Dad said you can get precum oozing, just by dancing with a lady.

Precum can contain millions of sperm, a good reason for not playing around with arousing sexual feelings, or engaging in "outercourse, "early withdrawal," or other risky behaviors.
by Pronatalist April 26, 2008
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precum princess

A man or woman who suck a great cock and love milking out the precum. They just keep sucking it till it's empty!
Jack is a big precum princess. He used to suck cock at the adult theater and save the precum he milked out and spit it into a little bottle. Then he'd use it for liube when he was jerking off!
by Prizzin gard May 29, 2017
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Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.
Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.
by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020
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