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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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Precision Penetration

The required element of accuracy needed when performing such advanced sex techniques such as the flying leap. The true key in life of how to not break ones penis while being a fancy bitch trying to show off.
Jeffrey has been training his precision penetration by leaping across his pool and thrusting his dick through some soft jelly
by Fluffy Master May 24, 2017
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precisional

Jonathan is extremely precisional with his measurements.
by Izzyburgh February 14, 2018
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precision platformer

A type of platformer game that has sharp, accurate movements that allow for difficult and tight platforming.
Celeste is my favourite precision platformer because of how challenging it is.
by Outhauled July 9, 2021
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precussion

Usually the loudest, verbaly and musicaly, part in the entire band, orchestra, etc. Plays extensivly loud until they are told otherwise.
Dude, shut up!
NEVER! I'm in the precussion.
Oh, well then that changes everything!
by Aerista T'laska June 12, 2011
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loss of precision

after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........

DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.

after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
by Decattatom April 25, 2011
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