Percrasterbate

It what u do when u hav eto get something done but u dont do it by masterbating

i was supose to write this paper for english but insted i percrasterbated.

by Frankie Equinox June 23, 2007

premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

prepster

a mix between preppy and hipster! They buy clothes from urban outfitters, thrift stores, ralph lauren, tommy hillfiger, and j.crew. They warm-hearted and just want the world better dressed!

preppy hipster fashion style awesome prepster

by Sex on the Regular October 2, 2011

Procasturpoop

(v) To waste time on the shitter.

Work was really boring, so Matt decided to procasturpoop until his shift was over.

by take2lake April 29, 2010

Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.

"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

by International June 26, 2013

Prehysterical

Sonething that is hysterical before it is funny so something that was funny before you said it aloud

Oh that idea was prehysterical

by Le magitha April 27, 2022

prickster

a name you call a close friend who is being somewhat bothersome or really annoying. Instead of calling them a prick to soften the blow, you call them a prickster, a diminutive of prick.

Adrian: "Seriously, Blair's being such a prickster ever since she moved in. She always complains about how I leave the toilet seat up. Cut me a break, shit."

by Sugarpuss December 7, 2006