the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
by geek.neo May 6, 2010
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by MarComiX March 5, 2009
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The shocking over use of the new "3D" and Smart-Art features in PowerPoint 2007 to make a dull presentation look 'great'. Although the author might love it, the audience will have hurty eyes from all the ugly shiny effects and bright colors.
Joe: I had to go watch the new presentation on health and safety today
Bob: How was it?
Joe: OMG, it was Death by PowerPoint 2007. It had so much Smart-Art in it that I needed to put my shades on.
Bob: How was it?
Joe: OMG, it was Death by PowerPoint 2007. It had so much Smart-Art in it that I needed to put my shades on.
by pete8314 February 17, 2009
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by Working Lunch April 21, 2009
Get the Powerpoint picnic mug.The art of making anything look convincing by presenting it in a Microsoft Powerpoint presentation. This technique can be used by anyone for any purpose and works equally well with middle and upper management. Technique is much less effective on non-management rank and file employees.
"Were you able to convince your boss that your sales numbers were still going up?" Charlotte asked James.
"Yup - I dazzled all the department heads with some powerpoint glam and now they think I am the top salesman!" James replied.
"Yup - I dazzled all the department heads with some powerpoint glam and now they think I am the top salesman!" James replied.
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