powerlaid powerade

the act of hydrating with an ice cold Powerade Zero Mountain Berry Blast after successfully doing sex with someone you may or may not have met on the internet. To earn a Powerlaid, one must be successful in the completion of doing sex. The official color of Powerlaid Powerade is BLUE, which signifies that blue balls are not an issue after this sexual encounter.

Doing sex with you is so fun. Can you grab a Powerlaid Powerade from the fridge while I start the shower?

by ShalomFromTheInternet September 10, 2016

mexican powerade

After enjoying a delicious margerita, the man energizes the woman by pissing a (lemon lime-esque) stream into her mouth. Its the beginning to one crazy night in tijuana.

u mix a little jose cuervo and lemon+lime juice and away we go. Get her tanked and she'll enjoy the rush of mexican powerade.

by john figgins July 15, 2007

Chicago-Powerade

the act of injecting drugs into an erect penis then having oral sex with said penis.

oh my god Brian gave Lucy the best Chicago-Powerade last night, they were high for hours!

by poweradefan123 February 16, 2023

happy juice powerade

A mixture of powerade and vodka, so you can take in public (festivals, parties, etc.) without getting in trouble

"Hey dude, can I have a sip of that powerade?"
"Yeah it has vodka in it though."
"Yeah man this is happy juice powerade?!"

by luvluvluv July 13, 2014

Victory Powerade

a drink that winners have after severly pwning a team. Usually associated with sports. Best if served cold or with LeBron James on the label.

Our team won, so we all went to Wal-Mart and bought victory powerades.

by B-skizzle November 15, 2006

Lemon Powerade

Everyone has heard or even tasted the infamous Lemon-lime powerade, but what people probably haven’t heard of is it’s secret half brother Lemon. Lemon powerade cannot be found in stores, the only places it is found is in soft drink machines mixed in with hundreds of other flavors. It’s taste is immaculate, soaking your tongue with sweet lemony drops of pure perfection.

Nathaniel: yo have you tried lemon powerade?

Thomas: No bruh what is that

by ShrekBThicc June 18, 2022

Poweraide Zero

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?

Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.

by ArchAdams February 22, 2011