Jizz Popsicle

A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.

His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.

by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017

Posi-tweet

Posi-core tweets, invented by Good Charlotte's Benji Madden. He posts these on his twitter (@benjaminmadden) on a daily basis to spread the positivity and motivation.

"Whatever you focus on YOU WILL experience. I know this first hand. So maybe tonight, force yourself to FOCUS on something Great. Don't Be Down. FOCUS. I AM" is an example of a Posi-tweet.

by sheenaDisaster April 13, 2010

Pömsig

Sleepy. "Pömsig" is a childish way to say "sömnig", which means "sleepy" in Swedish. The word was popularized by the show "Gubben i lådan" in the 1960's. In later years, a myth has appeared, that the "real" meaning of the word is "sexually exhausted".

Ungarna på dagiset var pömsiga (The kids at the daycare center were "pömsig")

by JibbaJabbaMartin May 24, 2007

Posie

Posie is ship between Josie Saltzman and Penelope Park. This ship can be seen on CW’s Legacies. They were originally together before the series started, however they broke up. Posie better be endgame or else the gays will be ready to fight.

Omg I fuckin love posie. My gay ass is shook

by your gay cousin December 7, 2018

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

posi-FUCK

Positivity, but it goes to shit halfway through (coined by The Click go subscribe)

Positivity? I am posi-FUCK

by rightsock_asock September 7, 2020

Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg

Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.

by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020