putzmobile

A Dumb car

What a putzmobile that jerk was to drive slow in the fast lane

by Hannah gurl January 31, 2017

pratmobile

A car which has been modified in such a way that the owner and his friends think it's the bee's knees but everybody else thinks it makes (usually) him or (rarely) her look a complete knob head. The typical pratmobile is a small, practical, inoffensive car such as a VW Polo, Ford Fiesta, Vauxhall Corsa, or even a Fiat Panda, that has had a seriously loud and illegal megaphone exhaust fitted and possibly dropped suspension, and is piloted by somebody who fondly imagines that he can drive like Lewis Hamilton. It may also be a larger family car that has been inappropriately tarted up.

Rodney (to Del Boy): "You take the van and I … no, I'll take the van and you take the pratmobile."

by Beermat September 25, 2020

Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.

"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.

by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017

Patmobile

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.

Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010

Poomobile

A really a shit car.

"Man that wogs driving a Poomobile, hes such a douchebag/poofta"

by Kevin 07 January 3, 2009

popemobile

A port-o-let or port-a-pottie,
a temporary portabile latrine.

Variation of the term "poopmobile".

"Dude, the concert was great, but the line at the popemobile was looooong!

by Apogee_ July 20, 2008

pootmobile

An insult, typically meant to be worse than calling someone a pussy. Comes from the word coot + mobile, meaning an extreme version (assholemobile, facistmobile)

Eat your own damn fries, you little pootmobile

by fatty McAngrypants April 4, 2005