pothole neglect

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

by jeff rose August 27, 2008

pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

by Jor-dan po tate O May 8, 2010

Pothole Mishap

when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle

Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap

Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!

by Jolly Rancher the Rapper December 31, 2010

Harry Pothole

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story

Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

by Living meme fangirl queen August 3, 2018

pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

pothole dj

Anyone who drives a car, with a cd player so bad, that when they hit a bump their cds skips.

Dude, I wouldn't have gotten a ride home with Bill if I had realized he was a pothole dj. His cd player sucks ass.

by RC Rondo November 10, 2009