Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.
by jeff rose July 31, 2008
the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.
by Jor-dan po tate O May 08, 2010
Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap
Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!
Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!
by Jolly Rancher the Rapper December 31, 2010
Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story
Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.
by Living meme fangirl queen August 03, 2018
The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014
by Texas Twinkie February 03, 2022
The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.
Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?
Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!
Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!
by notbait February 15, 2010