pota-toes 

pota-toes means fat-ass toes.

Janette: Wanna go to prom with me?
Jonny: Nah bitch, fuck you and your pota-toes!

*fat dude walks by*
Smith: FUCK OFF POTA-TOES!

pota-toes by CarpetEater is a god agree? February 1, 2021

Pota-Speak 

To logically jump from conclusions; To look for the purest form of blackmail whether it be through messages, actions, or images.

Exhibit A
Person 1: "Yo dude, I just got this new guitar!" *proceeds to send image of guitar with 2 pixels of a foot
Person 2: "I see your foot. Why are you sending me feet pics? Saved as blackmail."
Person 1: "All I hear is some pota-speak right now."
Exhibit B
Person 1: "Not gonna lie I think I might vote for Donald Trump."
Person 2: "So you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, and a transphobe?"
Person 1: "What? dude that's Pota-Speak?"

Pota-Speak by nourdasu December 2, 2024

Hari Pota 

To recreate a famous scene from Harry Potter using Paint and Comic Sans Ms. The general aim is to make fun of the scene in a positive way.

"I saw an epic pic about Chamber of Secrets last night, it was totally Hari Pota'd.. hilarious!"

"Yo dude, there was this Hari Pota picture on the internet that I saw, it went like; Harry Potter: 'u kild ma parentz' .. Voldemort: 'o f*** of hari no1 lyks u' "

Hari Pota by adminel January 25, 2012

ah pota! 

Filipino slang for "WOW!"

It's appropriate use is when you're abruptly shocked or surprised by certain events.

Utterance of the phrase invokes emotions that represents grandiosity and awe

or sometimes it just sensationalizes the happening.

The longer the AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH and the POOOOTA is directly proportionate to how shocked you are.
If the event is certainly shocking, you may complete the said phrase to "AH PUTANG INA!" such that it may indicate how truly shocked you are.

Receptionist barges in and says more clients are coming.
"Ah pota! We're reaping huge this season!"

ah pota! by Juleine August 10, 2017

Potaytay 

Potaytay means vagina in Phi.

Your Potaytay is smelly today.
Your Potaytay is so tight.
Hairy Potaytay.

Potaytay by Bulldog@meow November 9, 2018

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009