Boxer Posture

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.
Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture
by Jethro_Durden February 07, 2011
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Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.
What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.
by ateoclockminusthel March 14, 2011
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Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.
Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!
by TroubleX2 May 05, 2005
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fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it
“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”
by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023
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Posture

A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture
You have great posture.
by Kuehlstein December 30, 2017
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Hookah posture

Someone who has great posture while smoking a hookah.
Damn.....check out that girls hookah posture. She's bad ass
by Marleigh417 June 12, 2011
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posturous

Someone who has lots of posture like a proper person, sits up straight and tall.
As an insult-
“You posturous beast!!”
Beast like behaviour except has posture as to pose like a human.
by Ponycool8 July 26, 2020
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