Boxer Posture

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.

Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture

by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011

Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011

Standard Bitch Posture [SBP]

The postural position taken by females of all races. Can be identified by the one hand on the hip and the other with index or pinky finger pointed in the face of the bitchee (person to be bitched out) This universal stance is usually attributed to 'Da Hood' but may also be seen anywhere from a corporate office to a country kitchen.

Who is Maureen cussing out?

I don't know but they must have pissed her off: she taken the Standard Bitch Posture!

by TroubleX2 May 5, 2005

posturous

Someone who has lots of posture like a proper person, sits up straight and tall.

As an insult-
“You posturous beast!!”
Beast like behaviour except has posture as to pose like a human.

by Ponycool8 July 26, 2020

moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.

OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?

by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022

pussy posture

(1)Really gay and flamboyant

(2)Sam Smith

That guy is literally pussy posture

He is so pussy posture

by SimplyAOfficial September 29, 2020

Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.

This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.

by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021