A grotesque noctunal vermin that roams leafy sub-urban areas ravaging through dustbins looking for food and objects of intrinsic value. This term only applies if their parent is on strike.
"Get your dirty finger nails out my compost you Bin raiding postman, go and tell your dad to sort it out!"
by BB-Doggg March 22, 2010
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Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.
Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.
See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.
Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.
See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009
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A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.
by Izzy Aka Chevy_Hybrid July 13, 2006
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or the less convincing...
"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.
or the less convincing...
"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.
by Strangehouse January 12, 2009
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Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 21, 2010
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I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015
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