people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.
by melanie December 2, 2004
Get the posers mug.a person who likes something just because they have heard that someone else likes them. someone who wouldn't understand the meaning behind the lyrics or the thoughts and feelings. someone who says they are when they aren't and are so obviously following along. someone who is so fake it's sickening.
person1: so i'm gonna go buy this AFI cd.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?
a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking
a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..
in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.
not that AFI would ever be ruined.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?
a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking
a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..
in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.
not that AFI would ever be ruined.
by loversareliars September 18, 2006
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Poser:
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.
Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.
Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Example 1:
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
Moe: Hey, do you skate?
Unknown: No.
Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?
Unknown: I want to skate.
Example 2:
Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
by Moe Master September 15, 2005
Get the posers mug.When a hoodrat takes pics on counters pokin out her large flabby ass, pokes out her crusty lips that are covered in cheap lip gloss, pizza grease, or semen. Mugs the camera like she finna fight. Lifts her shirt too show off her blubbers of fat or ribs. She usually is twirling her short ass burnt off cherry uneven nappy at the roots hair or her blond long ass a motherfucker cheap ass $20 dollar horsehair weave... that she taped in with yellow tape.
Sydney: Hmm girl let's put these pics up on facebook so errbody can see how good we is lookin
Vicky: Right homegirl. Cause I know you def tryna hook up with Langston and you already know Joel is my boo.
5 minutes later at another home
Langston: Damn, you see these pictures Sydney put up. She think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.
Joel: Right and Vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight ass shorts
Langston: Right, I can see that bitches hair.
Joel: Holdup... is that tape??
Vicky: Right homegirl. Cause I know you def tryna hook up with Langston and you already know Joel is my boo.
5 minutes later at another home
Langston: Damn, you see these pictures Sydney put up. She think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.
Joel: Right and Vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight ass shorts
Langston: Right, I can see that bitches hair.
Joel: Holdup... is that tape??
by Lemonsz Lemonade November 1, 2010
Get the Hoodrat Poses mug.Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music
example: Avril Lavigne.
example: Avril Lavigne.
Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.
Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.
*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*
Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*
Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.
Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?
Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!
Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!
*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.
*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*
Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*
Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.
Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?
Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!
Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!
*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 14, 2006
Get the Posers mug.n. a loser who is such a poser that he's as bad as an entire bag of posers rolled into one, hence a "bag of pose"
No matter what you say, that posebag will agree with it, all tryin to be your friend and shit. Let's see if we can get him to say he loves men.
by EmperorKO February 17, 2003
Get the posebag mug.A poser, often, is said to be a person who decides that they need to be more different, realizing that they really arent thay great. This poser then goes to the next show at the skate park and attempts to hardcore dance. They fall and hurt their head on the table.
Poser: Yeah...you indie kids are pretty cool.
Indie kid:.....okay...?
Poser: this band is pretty intense, i have their CDs and shirts at my house. I wrote all their lyrics on my wall.
Indie kid:...well....they're local...not signed...don't have a CD out yet, and instrumental.
Poser: Oh. Damnit.
Indie kid: Oh, posers...i enjoy you so.
The poser then leaves the show.
Indie kid:.....okay...?
Poser: this band is pretty intense, i have their CDs and shirts at my house. I wrote all their lyrics on my wall.
Indie kid:...well....they're local...not signed...don't have a CD out yet, and instrumental.
Poser: Oh. Damnit.
Indie kid: Oh, posers...i enjoy you so.
The poser then leaves the show.
by Andrei M. June 14, 2007
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