portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.

John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet

portuguese breakfast by omfg1337 September 24, 2008

The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder

That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!

The Portuguese Breakfast by After The Murder February 3, 2007

Portuguese Breakfast

During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.

Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.

Portuguese Breakfast by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

Portuguese Breakfast Club 

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt

Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.

Portuguese Breakfast Club by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008

portugese breakfast 

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.

I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

portugese breakfast by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

portugeese breakfast by kz424 January 13, 2008

portuguese breakfast

putting an fried egg on the vagina or the dick and the partner licks it off

im going to give her a portuguese breakfast

portuguese breakfast by M rol January 13, 2008