Portland, Maine

The biggest city in Maine, an artsy hipster town with a large homosexual and homeless population, and by far the largest concentration of attractive females in New England, thanks to the Maine College of Arts.

Yo man I never wanna leave Portland, Maine.

by THEGANJAQUEEN October 2, 2011

Portland State Vikings

The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.

School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white

Its major athletic facilities include:

JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis

Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011

Portland Shorts

Light-wash denim jeans hand-cut mid-way between the knee and the waist; frayed at the cut, inner pocket generally exposed at least one inch.

"oh, hey, did you see Michael's dope ass Portland Shorts?"

example - images.sodahead.com/polls/001120137/rednecks_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg

by physiclagraffiti May 21, 2012

portmantno

A portmanteau of two words that is useless, nonsensical or just not worth saying, like most of the words on this site.

-Yo what up homoslice!
-Man, just because I'm gay and your friend doesn't mean you need to call me a "homoslice", and that is just a portmantno of two already stupid words, homo and homeslice.

by Jordan Zuppa September 25, 2007

Portland High School

A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!

Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!

by another fake ass hoe November 13, 2018

potland

Nickname for the largest city in Oregon (Portland) because of the copious amounts of marijuana.

According to damn Californians we're all big ass stoner hippies up in this fair city.

Check out definitions for Portland to understand more about why it's awesome. Potland is just for the weed.

by Rachal Ray May 24, 2009