poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015

Buttery Poptart

A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.

My friend kellen made a buttery Poptart with his girlfriend while Adam watched.

by LittleBIGloverX January 24, 2016

Poptart-Ass

Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"

Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass

by Ralain August 1, 2009