Emperor Popatine

The new Pope: Benedict XVI
He has an uncanny resemblance to Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars. If you don't believe it, simply go search google.

Emperor Popatine just got elected as the new Pope.

by Dorsk May 6, 2005

poptart

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003

poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021

butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015