Pooze
/Poooo-zzzzzz/
noun
noun: Pooze; plural noun: Poozes
Often seen at boat shows or private clubs a Pooze is a person with an exaggerated respect for high social position or wealth who seeks to associate with social superiors and will often do anything be considered an affiliate of the wealthy.
Often a Pooze will participate in figurative dick sucking though may actually go for it if it means they will make a social gain.
A Pooze also dislikes people or activities regarded as lower-class, as it is likely a reminder of their true selves.
A Pooze will often attempt to demean people they assume to be of a lower social status
A person who believes that their tastes in a particular area are superior to those of other people
/Poooo-zzzzzz/
noun
noun: Pooze; plural noun: Poozes
Often seen at boat shows or private clubs a Pooze is a person with an exaggerated respect for high social position or wealth who seeks to associate with social superiors and will often do anything be considered an affiliate of the wealthy.
Often a Pooze will participate in figurative dick sucking though may actually go for it if it means they will make a social gain.
A Pooze also dislikes people or activities regarded as lower-class, as it is likely a reminder of their true selves.
A Pooze will often attempt to demean people they assume to be of a lower social status
A person who believes that their tastes in a particular area are superior to those of other people
“That Pooze may not have sucked the rich guys dick to sell that boat but he probably held it in his mouth for a little while”
“Most yacht brokers are Poozes”
“A Pooze cares who your dad is”
“Most yacht brokers are Poozes”
“A Pooze cares who your dad is”
by Barnacleb February 18, 2019
Get the Poozemug. by captain uranus March 26, 2008
Get the Pooz mug. when you get fucked in the ass, then you expel the jizz later with some poop. Similar to Sharting, except it's jizz coming out with the poop, not farts
My boyfriend shot his load in me earlier today, and I already had one on deck. I'm going to be poozing all day.
by mesatron October 20, 2013
Get the poozingmug. The slippery anal juice that is excreted after savage pounding of the rectum. Pooze is also known for the extra thick blood created by the anal fissures that a woman suffers after savage anus pounding.
Fred exclaimed to his friend that the god damn bitch got pooze all over his dick, forcing Fred to give her a poozey dirty sanchez.
by Augustana Student July 29, 2008
Get the Poozemug. The female sex organ or simply pussy.
Another way of saying pussy so people don't know what your talking about.
Another way of saying pussy so people don't know what your talking about.
by kees commander April 24, 2004
Get the poozmug. definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing
example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.
together: ha ha ha
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.
together: ha ha ha
by joe April 23, 2005
Get the booze poozemug. the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.
that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.
try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Get the noise poozemug.