Pootato

A really brown potato.

These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Pootato

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

Poopmato

A poopmanteau of the words "poop" and "tomato". A tomato that tastes like poop.

Bob: Hi, Jill.
Jill: Your breath smells like shit.
Bob: It must have been the poopmato on the sandwich I just ate.

by billybillybobilly April 3, 2019

Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022