poopemail

An email sent while taking a poop.

I had to send my boss a poopemail when I came down with a bustin' case of diarrhea.

by Flashbone September 14, 2009

D.B. Pooper

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

pooperhatch

A Butthole (usually a female's)

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"

by Hatcher August 4, 2006

Pooped on

Being dominated by another.

"He pooped on you after the second half of the game"

by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003

Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021

Poopee

Having a poo and a pee at the same time.

Example...

Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'

by Reddyyyy October 26, 2010

Closet Pooper

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.

Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.

by Muckers August 8, 2006