Poophoria

That euphoric feel after taking the perfect poo

John: yo. Why do you look so happy bro?

Peter: poophoria

John: well, shit

by Monkeybum December 15, 2015

poophead

1. (n) A name that one uses for their significant other to show affection. Usually used when they would like to use something silly and original rather than the over-used "pooky" "poobear" and "honeybunch".

2. (adj) A name given to someone who is being overly-silly, crossing the line into the realm of stupidity.

1. a) Wanna come over and snuggle with me, poophead?
1. b) Aww, you're so sweet! Thanks poophead.

2. a) What are you doing?! You are such a poophead!
2. b) Why do you always have to act like a poophead all the time?

by Johnny5Aliiive December 28, 2005

pooptoad

A toad that is almost impossible to determine if it is poop or a toad.

Watch out! Don't step in the poop, or wait, is that toad? I think its a pooptoad.

by Josh Tomaka January 2, 2008

poopanardo

A Poopanardo is when someone makes a mess but blames someone else for it.

Did you see the Poopanardo that Mike made of Laura's bathroom this morning?!?!

by SB83 June 21, 2017

Poopbeard

A current, common trend among young douchebags these days, which is typically an overgrown, unkempt beard sometimes extending along the top half of the neck. Sporters of such beards typically drive a ridiculously lifted full-sized pickup truck with tinted windows and LED lights that they use for tailgating, speeding up in an adjacent lane to abruptly cut people off, or running other motorists off the road with, though other poopbeard douches with smaller beards may drive such cars as Honda Civics and Volkswagens. Such beards may contain the same bacteria found in fecal matter and is dirtier than a dog's fur, yet there are stupid girls who dig them.

"Some young douche with a poopbeard in a lifted Chevy Silverado tailgated me, while I was driving 85 mph on Interstate 5, so I gave him a wiper fluid carwash. Boy, was he steamed!"

by T-Rex75 March 11, 2022

Poophoria

the feeling of satisfaction gained after having taken a huge dump, specially when the urges to poop were unbearable

Following the poophoria, Mike returned to the dinner table for some steak and mashed potatoes.

by Cecs Fabregas May 17, 2011

poophead

Mean person with mean intents

The guy bailed on me just after we slept together, he's just a poophead.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003