Poontangler express 

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

Poontangler express by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Poontangle 

A jealous love triangle among three lesbians

She thought they were just friend with benefits but it turned into an ugly poontangle.

Poontangle by SkateDog November 11, 2019

porntongue 

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.

"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."

porntongue by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009

poontangerine 

The exceptional fruit of the poontang
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Kevin McKarty is a poontangerine he got pussified by a poonrangatang.

poontangerine by Jonaianad Krowishavgro October 17, 2003

poontangle 

The cup formation in the game beruit or beer pong in which the final four cups are placed into the shape of a diamond.

"Bring it on... you can't bust the poontangle."

poontangle by Poon guy December 10, 2003

poononger 

a term used to show that someone is a pussy

Kevin is such a poononger.

poononger by Buster Dukes April 8, 2003

poon tongue 

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

poon tongue by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010