Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding
Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!
by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016
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by Bimblam December 29, 2007
Get the Poobsh mug.An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.
The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.
The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.
by Teqonix September 7, 2008
Get the pools closed mug.Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.
Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.
There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.
There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.
I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.
I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.
I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010
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n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
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