poonasaurous

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

by mark j September 15, 2003

poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

by Tuchdown November 20, 2002

PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

poonass

The result of someone who has had surgery of the anus to make it look like a vagina. The poonass still functions like a regular ass, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldykes and heterosexual experimentative males.

Johnny's poonass looks just like a real vagina!

by Alex Knight April 26, 2005

Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

pornasty

Pornogrphy that you regret watching or refuse to watch.

I clicked on a link and saw some pornasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so I will not be going back to that site!

I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!

by Susheelover November 10, 2013