Poofie

A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo

Here is my morning Poofie!!

by TonyPony October 8, 2014

Poofie

What comes out of Gomez's ass.

Holy shit i think Chris just poofied!

by Matt G November 16, 2003

Poomie

1) The dude with whom you share a poon in a MMF threesome.

2) A female roomie that while not involved with you, still helps you out with more than the dishes & laundry.

1) I was totally poomies with (insert name) last night after that party and now I can't look him in the eye.

2) My cute poomie took pity on my blue balls last night and sucked me off after dinner.

by Ill-khan October 11, 2009

Poopfie

To take a selfie while pooping

I'm going to go poop and send my snapchat friends a poopfie.

by Timeflies300 August 31, 2015

Poofie

Any selfie taken whilst mounted upon the porcelain throne.

Adam's poofie game is so strong, I can almost smell it.

by DiamondDan June 27, 2016

Poofie

A word you create because your loosing scrabble

Person One: Got any words or is it a pass?
Person Two: uhh... poofie!
Person One: what?
Person Two: yeah look it up
Person One: ok...?
Person Two: *looks up definition and finds this*
Person Two: fine. I’ll let it slide

by Doja Cow December 25, 2020

Poomie

When you think that you’re something but you’re not.

Example 1:
Maria (the nerd): I’m so cool.
Cathy: You’re poomie.

Example 2:

Boyo (the ugly boy): I’m handsome.
Carla: You’re soooo poomie.

by boyoandcarla March 13, 2021