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Pokèman

a man who pokes men
a maniac
the little pokèman is crazy!
by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018
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Pookemon Go

The act of playing 'Pokemon Go' while using a public toilet. Since you're indoors, sorting your pokemon, catching pokemon, or (s)wiping the same PokeStop while you squeeze out a Poodgeot
Dang... Bill just got a Meowth playing Pookemon Go at Shitpotle's.
by mikebellman July 14, 2016
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pokeman

A worldwide mistaken word for pokemon.
Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!
by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008
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pokemaniac

someone over the age of 13 who like pokemon a little to much
the pokemaniac whould not shut up about pikachu
by me February 28, 2004
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pokemanning

Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.
by Sydewinder February 14, 2019
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pokemanchild

Poke•man - A common misspelling or saying by people who do not know what Pokemon is or a way of being a giant smartass.
Man•child - An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. (see the full definition of Manchild)

A Pokemanchild is a man who is an adult who only sees Pokemon as it is. A man who is obsessed with the trading card game, the games, merchandise and more. This man commonly will become upset if his favorite Pokemon is insulted. Commonly wears Pokemon appeal and is the first thing they can think to talk about.

However, do not get this confused with a Pokefan, which is a person who generally enjoys Pokemon for what it is versus a "Pokemanchild."

Commonly, people with this problem are often seen as "Autistic" and very may well be.
"Zack only talks about Pokemon when I'm with him. Everytime we are hanging out, all he wants to do is play Pokemon on our 3DS' or Pokemon Stadium. It gets old real fast. When I told him about this girl I was dating, he only talked about how Lusamine is the prettiest and if she were real, he'd date her. This guy is a real Pokemanchild"
by Tarrabyte May 15, 2018
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Pokeman

An incorrect spelling of pokemon, usually spoken by any person over the age of 35, or are totally unaware of the game itself.
"My son and his friends are playing with their little pokemans."
by JustNuclear January 7, 2015
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