Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.

Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 7, 2010

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

poodle

Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.

hey poodle, what's shakin?

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 23, 2003

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012

Poodling

Messing about, wasting time. Doing nothing productive

She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.

by EllieCee May 30, 2008

poodles

something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.

Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.

by oxy clean September 3, 2006