Poodling

The act of bleaching, then landscaping the pubic hair into a shape by shaving.

"Hey Charlie, will you shave and bleach my pubes into a white cloud?"
"Sure Crystal, I'm up for some poodling!"

by Dum April 25, 2006

Prodging

Where 2 people having intercourse are in the same room as another 2 people also having intercourse, the 2 couples watch each other.
This is not to be confused with an orgy

Me, my girlfriend were prodging with Alice and Robert last night. It felt like watching a live porno.

by James the Beaver October 12, 2007

Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

Poodling

Googling while having a poo

I was poodling on the toilet

by Wholyman June 21, 2019

Podging

(Verb): To be taking part in PDA (Public Display of Affection); displaying your affection towards a partner in public, often creating an awkward situation for bystanders.

I was sitting on the couch and Tod and Darla were TOTALLY podging... awkward.

by ABC123HALLIE November 30, 2010

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

podging

Inflicting bodily harm upon someone, with a particular emphasis on the groin region.

The British have been podging themselves with this whole Brexit fiasco

by yeomanthethird January 18, 2019