pooched

broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal

I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.

by 69 your mom December 26, 2005

Pooch

Used to refer to something not good. Particularly cinema.

What did you think of the movie? That was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.

- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.

by Ideosynchronicity July 7, 2009

Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

Pooch

a pudgy cooch.

Damn, check out that girl's pooch!

by nickle_ass May 25, 2010

pooch

occurs in a few Frank Zappa songs always as a verb, usually meaning fuck, also to form a particular embouchure

wouldn't pooch the guys in the band; sides of their faces pooch out at the corners

by ra23871 August 31, 2013

pooch

Another word for a fat pussy.

I regreted boning her after I saw that pooch.

My mom gave me birth from that pooch.

Hail the pooch.

Seth Rogan was once a pooch.

by jesuswasahippy September 28, 2011