American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

by Nano88 January 20, 2022

Bubwar Ponting

this is something cool people get involved in.

it involves:

-cool people ( 3+, so make it a crowd)

-one night a week
-food
the people involved in this will often come together and celebrate being good friends, if your not involved in a club like this, make one!

"Hey mum, i'm off to Bubwar Ponting! see you in a few!"

"I'm off to the bubwa club, hide me some raisins"

by Isabee January 2, 2010

poutine

One of the un-missable features of Quebec is poutine. This wonderful meal is basically made of fries, cheese, and gravy. The perfect poutine is one that contains fresh cheese with hot sauce that can melt it, and crispy fries. It would also be nice to have some bacon too. There are many variants of poutine, including but not limited to :

"Italian" poutine : Gravy is replaced by spaggetthi sauce
BBQ poutine : Normal gravy is replaced by BBQ gravy
"All dressed" poutine : It may contain bacon, onions, pepperoni and other ingredients.

I ate a poutine yesterday, I hope I won't suffer an heart-attack.

by atomicSpatule April 19, 2006

pontune kid

An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark”

Yo I heard pontune kid on the pontine saying “beeeeeeaaaaaaanzzzz”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee August 1, 2021

Poutine Pussy

The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.

Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!

by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 7, 2014

Pontiferous

Pontiferous is an emphatic way of praising something’s awesomeness.

That play was pontiferous!

by hot sauce josh October 17, 2017

Pontins

A word which here means rubbish, totally crap or of such cheap origins it is laughable. Originally created in mockery of a holiday in such a horrible place by the masters of words Adam and TeeJay in Maths 2006.

Eurgh!! Look at that kia... Pontins!
She was a bit... Pontins!

by Adam Fishy July 9, 2006