ponsonby

to utter pure shit from ones mouth

i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.

by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme

He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.

by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008

pontoon

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

by zanny May 26, 2004

pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015