pontus

A very attractive male.

Hot girl: That guy is definitely a pontus!

by N00bsorsuniteagainstallcoolkids May 18, 2006

Ponus

Stuffing one or more ponys up your anus for sexual pleasure. Pony + anus = Ponus

I got 3 millions ponys up my anus. And an anaconda. And a foot. I love ponus.

by Team Carrot November 11, 2013

Ponui

1. An island off the coast of New Zealand, just south of Auckland. Largely farmland the island had roughly three families living on it. It is most well known for the scripture union camps that are run there every year. 2. A great place to make new friends and go deeper with God!

Ponui is orsim!!

by gypsy_girl August 13, 2010

Ponduki

Prone to outrageous exaggeration; telling tales of dubious or hard-to-confirm origin; to promote the image of one's self by weaving fantastic stories of heroism, for example

"Mike was at the bar last night and started in with those Ponduki stories about him and the Vietnam War."

by Hy Weyer May 15, 2013

Podjulation

it means no ice cream in the pool.

(bear in mind I came up with this when I was four or five)

1) omg don't they know the rule?
2) what rule?
1) you know, podjulation?
2) what...?
1) it means no ice cream in the pool, bozo.

by CloverBomb September 24, 2022

ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009

Punjuice

The sweet liquid of the female vagina

MMMmmm punjuice, refreshing and invigorating!

by Captain Beef March 13, 2005