Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023

Ponom

A cute kitty cat, small dog or baby. To gain 'ponom' status is quite difficult. Rosie is the ultimate ponom, especially when her pupils are large and in charge. This word was created by Alice and Kathy. It is spreading like wildfire. For the record, rodents can NEVER be ponoms. Never.

Aww look at da ponommmm" "What a ponom yawn!" "Look at that ponom stretch" "... hey ponom.

by CoolPerson1234 July 4, 2010

pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Malama Pono

The way real Hawaiians say "Good-bye".

Malama Pono, have a safe trip.

by oceancats September 26, 2020

ponomo

Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.

Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?

by TelynAgain July 25, 2009

pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

PONPONPON

The word or phrase popularised by the Japanese pop singer, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu from her hit song "PONPONPON", in which she sings "pon pon way way way".

1: Dude, what are you doing?
2: I'm trying to shuffle.

1: Shuffling was so last year.. It's all about PONPONPON now.

by WEEABOOdesudesu May 25, 2012