Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013

plonga-plongo

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021

Plongis

Noun - a creature that is substational and vast (gargantuan)

Look at plongis over there

by Irdle December 9, 2021

pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzdeswaq

When you reach "that" point of boredom that already tried plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq . So you do the same pattern, but instead of going up to down, you type it up, down, then middle. You type the "word" like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp but backwards essentially.

Guy1:I am SOO bored!

Guy2:Why don't you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

Guy1:Done that.

Guy2:qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp?

Guy1:yep.

Guy2:what about plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq?

Guy1:uh huh.

Guy1:I'll type in pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzdeswaq then.

Guy2:*faints*

by the one and only ivan October 8, 2018