The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
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From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.
Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.
Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
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A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".
Also known as a kielbasa.
See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
Also known as a kielbasa.
See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."
"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006
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Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
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i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.
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