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Politista

1. (Noun) An effeminate, trendy, fashion forward politico or policy wonk. May be male or female.
He is such a politista, he asked Nancy Pelosi "who she was wearing" at the state of the union.
Perhaps, but he does know her positions on domestic policy better than most people I know.
by Inside the designer beltway. October 10, 2009
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politistatus

The insanely obnoxious passive aggressive statuses that people post in Facebook about the debates when they really only have barely a fraction of a clue about whats happening.
"Hmmm I don't know what I think about that, time to consult the Facebook world to show them what a political genius I am!"
"Hey, Rob, did you see the dumb ass politistatus on Facebook? What the hell are they talking about??"
by tofargoneforthis October 23, 2012
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Pollitically Correct

When a politician needs a boost in the polls and becomes insulting or just lies.
Donald Trump fell behind Ted Cruz in the polls and immediately became pollitically correct to improve his poll numbers.
by Prince of Wheels March 21, 2016
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politish

Bullshit spun by a politician. The lies and rubbish that a politician use to convince the public of something that is inaccurate or deceptive. Political bullshit. Alternative facts/alternate facts produced by a politician.
The public was amused by the Politish spun to the media today.
by Maragrade June 15, 2017
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politisexual

(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.

In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.

(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.

Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.

Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.
by roosterhome January 7, 2009
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pollitas

las pollitas sonlas minas mas diosas de la argentina. ellas son un grupo de amigas, minas bien (acotacion de grachu, como no podia ser), que viven en pilar, bs.aa, aggenttina,.
cuadno tengamos 30 años y veamos esta definicion, acuerdense que aguis las quiere!!
by agusssssssss October 3, 2003
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Politis

Politis: Pahl-uh-tiss; the state of ...
(A stimulating political discussion among dynamically-gifted lovers).

noun. origin: Grenadine Islands

Found only in uniquely-secure love relationships; that state of communication whereby both partners are free to express their opposing political beliefs effecting a surprisingly desirable outcome...the sparks ignite an overwhelming aphrodisiac effect upon the couple.
“When those opposite-leaning lovers debate their politis in public...it grabs everyone’s attention......they can’t keep their hands off each other!“
by stimulatingdebate August 14, 2018
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