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politics by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016
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political exchange
The act of one person pooping into the ass of another individual, then, that individual poops the turd back into the 1st person's butt. This process is repeated back and forth until orgasm or election, whichever comes first.
That porno contained the dirtiest 'political exchange' I have ever witnessed.
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The candidates sure had a heated 'political exchange' in last night's debate.
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The candidates sure had a heated 'political exchange' in last night's debate.
political exchange by Political Troll September 11, 2013
Politically Challenged
A euphemistic expression for the mentally ill who are obsessed with the views, actions and figures of one political party or political system.
The emotional attachment is so great that said person suffers from an inability to rationalize opposing viewpoints, vote for opposing candidates, etc. Further, he/she is delusional in the belief that their hyper-attention to politics is somehow healthy for them, their friends, or discourse in general.
Modeled after 'mentally challenged' and other 'challenged' as an alternative for a disability.
The emotional attachment is so great that said person suffers from an inability to rationalize opposing viewpoints, vote for opposing candidates, etc. Further, he/she is delusional in the belief that their hyper-attention to politics is somehow healthy for them, their friends, or discourse in general.
Modeled after 'mentally challenged' and other 'challenged' as an alternative for a disability.
American cable news is so infested with nutjobs, that those networks ought to be reclassified as pornography for the politically challenged (and then scrambled for the rest of us).
Politically Challenged by GFW_ June 18, 2011
Political Mannequin
Any politician willing and able to change his/her long-held beliefs - simply for the purposes of getting elected/re-elected.
Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.
- see Mitt Romney
Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.
- see Mitt Romney
Political Mannequin by bukowsky September 16, 2012
politics
life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
politics by fock you assholes February 11, 2007
Political Paparazzi
The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
Political Paparazzi by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008