Hong Kong Police

The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:

- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape

They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.

Fuck Carrie Lam and the Hong Kong Police. They both deserve punishment beyond their worst dreams.

by TheBagelPeople September 7, 2020

Porcelain Cracker

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Hong Kong Police

One of the worst police force in the world, a.k.a. blackened cops. They brutally beat citizens with modified truncheons, shoot them with rubber bullets directly in the eyes, bind them up and torture them in a chamber, fire infinite rounds of expired tear gas in confined space, collude with gangsters to wage terrorist attacks. They often disguise themselves to act as agents provocateur, or commit perjury in order to charge innocent people. They cut the emergency hotline at will, or close the shop when they don't feel like it. They tell lies without limit, their morals non-exist. They have both very low IQ and EQ, yet receive high salary by sucking the cock of the CCP. They are nothing but a heap of dog shit.

guy 1: "Hong Kong Police!"
everyone: "Know the law but break it!!"
guy 1: "blackened cops!"
everyone: "SHAME!!"

by proud of being a Hongkonger August 21, 2019

porcelain suicide

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013