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Potter's disease 

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
Potter's disease by jbadroad January 3, 2013
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A Very Potter Musical 

A parody-musical based on the Harry Potter-books. You'll find it on Youtube, or one of your friends (or even a total stranger) will nag you to see it in the near future.

The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.

Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
Friend 1: That car was totally awesome!
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
A Very Potter Musical by FIND! July 19, 2009

Hairy Potter 

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!
Hairy Potter by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

Harry Potter vs. Twilight 

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Pottermatum 

Forcing a girl to make a choice between two ultimatums;
Stop being best friends

Start dating eachother
He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum
Pottermatum by ldm9two March 29, 2020

Harry Potter 

The only reason I have not yet gone insane.
Person: You like Harry Potter?

Me: Always.

If you have read/watched these, you will know what I mean.
Harry Potter by accio-always May 13, 2019

James Potter 

In his Hogwarts years he was close friends with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew also known as 'The Marauders', creators of the Marauders Map. In his 5th year at Hogwarts he, Sirius and Peter learned how to become animagus (very advanced magic) in order to accompany Remus on the night of the full moon when he transformed into a werewolf. Potter took the form of a large stag and aquired the nickname 'Prongs' while the others aquired diffrent nicknames to fit their animal of transformation; Sirius became Padfoot, Remus became Moony and Peter became Wormtail.

While in school he was a CHASER not a seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team and was a known trouble maker who enjoyed picking on a slytherin by the name of Severus Snape who they later dubbed Snivellus and Trying to make passes on classmate Lily Evan who until their 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and disliked James. Potter also had a habbit of messing up his already messy hair to give it that 'just-off-the-brook look'

He ended up marrying his red-headed classmate Lily Evans and together they had a son, Harry James Potter. James appointed his best friend, Sirius Black, yong Harry's godfather.
James (who was other wise un-employed) and Lily were both active members of the Firts Order of the Pheonix so naturally they were prime targets for Voldemort so they went into hiding. After preforming a Fedilus Charm on their home in Godrics Hallow they appointed Sirius Black their secret keeper but at the last moment Black suggested they use Peter as secret keeper because Voldemort would never expect it. So under Black's advice Peter became secret keeper, little did the Potters know Pettigrew was working for Voldemort so no more than a week after the charm was cast Pettigrew sold out the Potter's. On Halloween(1981)night when Harry was but one Voldemort invaded the hidden home and killed both elder Potters. James died trying to protect his wife and son.
Poor chap pulled a James Potter. He died for his family.
James Potter by Andria. August 31, 2007