Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
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Get the picket fence teeth mug.Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.
White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.
White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.
"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."
"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."
"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."
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Get the george picket day mug.A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
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