pneumatic

code word for drugz

pickin up some pneumatics later on, if you catch my drift ;)

by coolchickchicken21212 April 2, 2020

Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

pneumatic drilling

the act of assuming a position to deliver a massage, then delivering a suprise "BUZZZZZ" noise whilst jiggling the receiver.

"damn it will you stop pneumatic drilling me. give me a normal massage woman"

by megalady September 30, 2009

Pneumatic Bussy Balloon

When you’re plowing someone in the ass and they rip a huge fart, but the fart goes up your urethra and inflates your bladder rapidly. Typically followed by the elusive Penis Queef.

Dude 1: “Yo I was fucking Damien in the ass the other night and he farted in my dick”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”

by SCREAMING FISH December 30, 2024