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PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) 

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued
OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!
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Some body who is part of the Derby PMA race crew or massive
Hey look at that top PMA guy he must be so cool and stuff
PMA guy by Picko1976 August 23, 2022
The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.
"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.
pmail by brainyuck November 1, 2010
pick-me ass bitch

A person who is NoT LikE tHe OTher GiRLs but can also be a nice guy. They want someone to pick them, so they put down others and sometimes compromise their own sense of self worth for the sake of impressing others.
person 1: females really don’t know how to keep a mans. they need to shut up and submit. let them cheat if they want.
person 2: imagine being such a pick-me ass bitch (pmab)
pmab by kallaxis November 21, 2018
"haha..pmal is lamp spelled backwards.."
"dude, you've been snorting bleach"
pmal by Rupert April 21, 2005
In Porn: PMAO stands for "pissing my ass off" or the act of urinating in someone's gaping asshole. -As popularized by the LegalPorno website.
After getting triple penetrated, she got into kitty style position for a vicious PMAO session.
PMAO by beautifulrock July 10, 2015