Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

plumper

A term used mainly by FAs and BBW admirers to refer to an attractive and sexy woman who is definitely chubby and curvy. Big in the hips and legs, and usually lerge breasted.

"Man, check out that plumper on the other sidewalk! She's got it all in the right places!"

"Don't set me up on any more blind dates with those scrawny bimbos, Al. Find me a plumper with some brains!"

by BBW chaser September 16, 2004

dumpster pumpster

When you've got your girl's legs up in the air, goin' at it with a fever, and it slips out of one hole and into the other, without skipping a beat.

Man, me and Barb was doin' the dirty, and I didn't even know that it was a dumpster pumpster until she started howlin'!

by indyjeepman July 30, 2017

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017

pimpster

greatest form of pimping; ultimate pimp; mac daddy

amanda seitz

by caily January 1, 2004

Plumper Bumper

One who bumps up on plump bitches. Ie: Enjoys the fat stack.

Victor enjoys the qualities of his Plumper Bumper on the back end of his whale.

by Grewvey1 October 2, 2008

plumpier

the term for what happens to your body after eating A & W onion rings, sirloin burgers, and oreo mc flurrys.

Donna: There goes Liz, she is looking a little plumpier today...
Tamara: Yeah, she sure likes her fast food!!!

by HollisterChanel August 14, 2010